Originally posted on Living life one word at a time!:
After a long, fun Skype chat with a friend this morning the subject of ‘debbie-downer-glass-always-empty’ people was top of mind, as we shared stories about people we know living in that state, to the point it’s become a habit. We all have issues, there’s always…
Month: March 2015
Opal Apple Adventure; A Forbidden Fruit…Sort Of
Opal apples will reverse the aging process, make you impervious to disease, and alter your DNA in such a manner as to make you staggeringly attractive and irresistible to the opposite sex…or the same-sex. To the best of my knowledge Opal apples make no distinctions concerning sexual preference or orientation. In reality, they actually do […]
Fish Dance
I lost it. I don’t know when it happened, but at some point in my life I surrendered the ability to out-fish my son. What the heck happened? Did I teach him too well? Did he unearth a magic lantern containing a genie and make a wish? Did he slip into my bedroom late one […]
Song of The Cheeseburger
“It’s time to plant onions”, the sign read, so I did, and so far all is going well. As a matter of fact, I’m having such good luck with following directions I’m presently keeping an eye peeled for a sign stating “win the lottery”. It’s out there…somewhere. And I remain eager to comply. My mother […]
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